{"product_id":"ugly-cute-black-dinosaur-weighted-plush-squishy-anxiety-relief-doll","title":"Ugly Cute Black Dinosaur Weighted Plush - Squishy Anxiety Relief Doll","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;flex-wrap:wrap;gap:8px;margin:12px 0 16px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"background:#FFB3BA;color:#333;padding:4px 12px;border-radius:20px;font-size:12px;font-weight:600;display:inline-block;\"\u003eExtinct But Unbothered\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background:#BAFFC9;color:#333;padding:4px 12px;border-radius:20px;font-size:12px;font-weight:600;display:inline-block;\"\u003eGrumpy Outside\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background:#BAE1FF;color:#333;padding:4px 12px;border-radius:20px;font-size:12px;font-weight:600;display:inline-block;\"\u003eActually Very Gentle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background:#FFFFBA;color:#333;padding:4px 12px;border-radius:20px;font-size:12px;font-weight:600;display:inline-block;\"\u003eUnder Pressure\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin:16px 0 20px 0;padding:16px;background:#F5F0FF;border-radius:16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom:10px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;justify-content:space-between;font-size:13px;font-weight:600;color:#333;margin-bottom:4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🤪 Ugliness Index\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e91%\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#E0E0E0;border-radius:10px;height:10px;overflow:hidden;\"\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background:linear-gradient(90deg,#9B59B6,#FF4EAD);width:91%;height:100%;border-radius:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom:10px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;justify-content:space-between;font-size:13px;font-weight:600;color:#333;margin-bottom:4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e💆 Healing Power\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e99%\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#E0E0E0;border-radius:10px;height:10px;overflow:hidden;\"\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background:linear-gradient(90deg,#3498DB,#2ECC71);width:99%;height:100%;border-radius:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;justify-content:space-between;font-size:13px;font-weight:600;color:#333;margin-bottom:4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e👯 Duplicate Probability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1%\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#E0E0E0;border-radius:10px;height:10px;overflow:hidden;\"\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background:linear-gradient(90deg,#E74C3C,#F39C12);width:5%;height:100%;border-radius:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHeavy on Hugs, Heavy on Weird\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis weighted black dinosaur plush combines ugly-cute aesthetics with anxiety-relief functionality. 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